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I'm thinking Streveler rushes for 500 yards, including the winning touchdown with no time left on the clock. He struts to center field and spikes the football, only it isn't a football, it's steroids, which the entire Bomber team then injects themselves with. This causes the heads of the entire front row of Rider fans to explode simultaneously, all while Gainer deflowers a stuffed tiger because he forgot who they were playing. Bombers win 6-0, as a roided up Medlock misses the extra point. After the game Cody Fajardo quits in shame, causing the entire Rider fan base to claim he was never very good anyways, and if he was, it was because they clapped real hard.

If a player flourishes, it's because he was held aloft by the Pilsner stained hands of Rider fans. If a player fails, it's because he couldnt handle the crushing pressure applied by those same Rider fans. If a coach leaves for another team, he must have been pushed to such dramatic action by the scent of the Rider fans' potent musk. Is there anything they cant do?

The LDC is the kind of game where we could fumble the opening kickoff, have 9 turnovers, and somehow end up with our literal heads stuck up own asses. I never have a good feeling about this game.

Good players fail in Regina because they can't handle the pressure from Rider fans? The same fans that defend criminals and pedophiles, as long as they are on their team? OK.

You will need one of these: https://mac-fusion.com/lightning-cables-on-steroids/

Is it bad that I am more mad about the timing (back to back Rider games, **** sakes!) then the actual act?

Also, further evidence that this team is cursed and will never win a Grey Cup. Also one more reason not to watch the LDC this weekend. Damn melon heads are going to be strutting around like they are cock of the walk, when in fact they are cock of nothing!

If you assume that almost every other player is doing it, it makes it easier.

In contrast, my least favourite weekend. I alternate every year between watching, or sparing my weekend and checking the score later. Haven't decided what to do yet this year.

I had the sound off. Did they seriously just challenge no yards.

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Debating whether to watch Labour day this year. It has a habit of ruining my mood for the weekend.

Hey guys. You think maybe Ottawa might be bad?

Darn Argos game. Should be 9-1.

Thing I like about him is he seems to celebrate just as hard when a teammate makes a play.

It was because Willie kicked it forward, so akin to a punt I guess.

Any truth to the rumour that the Eskimos examined the field before the game and deemed the end zone unsafe?

HH to Maas for still being a ****.

Jefferson, easily.

Eskimos must have watched the NFL game...thought the end zone was at the 10.

Suitor thinks helmet to helmet doesn't count if the guy isn't down already.

Gray riled then up and bailed just in time.

Lapo going to botch this. Streveler cant pass...dont try until you have to.

How the **** has Harris passed Khari?

Bad punt. Also, catch that Matthews! Orange celebrating like that didn't hit Matthew's right in the chest.