Super Duper Negatron

Jennings lighting it up. He is only two yards short of a cul de sac!

The blind squirrel finds a nut!

Literally every girl is with a guy that looks like they faked their Tinder profile.

Saskatchewan: where they think beating the spread is what Gainer did to that stuffed lion.

Is the board slow right now or should I blame Bell?

Ottawa tackling like they are hugging their aunt at Thanksgiving

Trash game is trash. Even a raccoon would having nothing to do with this.

Did I just have a stroke or was TSN just playing with the brightness slider?

Terrible game so far.

What is with that one guy"s makeup?

Liked for "unstabbed".

The spoon explains how he was able to be back at practice so quickly.

My source (which is not Dr Zaius), confirmed the tased part at least. I have no info on who started the fight or how many were involved, though.

By the way, if any Rider fans give you grief about this, just throw this gem back at them (which had the wonderful courtesy of coming out during the same news cycle): https://globalnews.ca/news/5667246/saskatchewan-roughriders-mascot-inappropriate-behaviour-stuffed-lion/

Well the bar fight part, for one. And a stabbing is potentially "worse" than a fight, so that part too. You can't blame the messenger for not accurately estimating a person's capacity for bouncing back from a stabbing.

Not too surprising. Dr Zaius is still getting grief because he didn't get the "released" part right.

Matches some of what I heard. More fuel on the "Winnipeg is stabby" fire.

Hearing the same...

My source said "Blue Bomber player" and if what he said is true, if he isn't released expect him to be on the IR at a minimum.

Sounds like it could be true (based on fairly reliable info). Possibly even worse than reported here. Not going to look good for Winnipeg...

Lankford. LOL.

Both these teams suck.

What the **** play was that?

Is blocking down field before the ball is caught no longer a penalty?