Pete Catan's Ghost

This is another reason for me getting off heroin. Last thing I remember was him jumping out of swimming pools backward.

Meredith can join Trent Corney as two of the greatest Bombers to never play a game in the CFL.

Did he ever even make it on to the practice field?

Used “tap” once. The outcome was poor.

I thought I knew everyone around the old séance table, but for the (after)life of me, I've never met this Pete Canta guy.

Haiku not Haku Poetry/wrestling mash-up Meng the Bard sounds boss

What's with all the over/under discussion going on during the Elks game. There are many sports fans who either have existing gambling problems or are in recovery for same. It's one thing for gambling sites to advertise heavily on TSN and another thing completely for the announcers to repeatedly discuss and implicitly support it. When have you ever heard broadcasters ever talk about gambling lines during the game? Very bush league and unethical of TSN.

Looking forward to watching his play once there's more stability in the LB corp. Same with Alexander in the secondary.

Voice from mom's basement TurtleMan tries loser's schtick Grind beneath our heels

William Stanback

He is Ronin.

Harris neighbor troll! It took me a while. Hahahaha...BEST.

Put them at 8a and Schooners at 8b

Didn't TCG start out as being mildly believable? After a while, those who actually went to practices knew that he was a liar and called him on it. He was a diick but an entertaining diick.

A common man's name You wandering samurai The one called Mike Jones

Very surprised by this. For a guy that people (me included) talked about as being such a legendary coach he sure doesn't stay in one place a lot. He's coached OLine/tight Ends for 12 pro teams. I guess he isn't kept on whenever the HC in his program gets the pipe.

Another guy who's interviewed for (I'm assuming) many HC jobs with zero success.

Elks won't win any games by outcoaching the opposition. Elizondo is a career coordinator that only got the HC job because he was last man standing when Milanovich bailed. I foresee a Tim Burke-like head coaching campaign, with both he and Sunderland being fired at season's end.

Loved Turner

There are 2 OCs (one is now a HC) in the CFL who worked directly with him last year and neither one lobbied to have him play for them this year. That says enough to tell me that he's no BBanks.

Nic Demski

Not that I'm concerned, but why are you guys making your picks 3+ days before the gameday roster is set?

Off to make LOTR IV "The Ent Gets A Woody".

In this case, I prefer the Sphinx' quote from Mystery Men: When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.