Super Duper Negatron

Imagine the spearing penalties! Jokes on you Booch, with the size of the Guardian every hit is now automatically a headshot!

They can walk out hand in hand with the 94 WRs we brought in that have no chance of seeing a snap.

If we have an A+ player in his spot we probably win the last Grey Cup.

No discussion or concern about Parker seemingly being made of glass?

I have 4 tickets to the home opener that I bought on Ticketmaster that I can no longer use due to an event at my son's school. They are in section 125 on an aisle. Two of the tickets are Youth tickets, the other two are adult. It also includes a parking pass for the Chancellor Matheson entrance. My cost was $260.50 for the 4 tickets. Send me a PM if you are interested!

It is legit shocking that we haven't built a succession plan for him.

I am on my 5th attempt to watch Oppenheimer. I feel like I am missing something. I can watch and enjoy almost any movie in any genre but I am not feeling this one at all. I feel like it might be editing?

I bounce back and forth between pixel and Samsung. I have an 8 now and love it but the S10 was the best phone I ever had. I am told by my kids though that Android is embarrassing to own and to never show anyone.

In contrast, Osh did not sound at all excited about QB3 or 4.

The kids were pumped so we went out tonight and got them. Not bad! Nice and fruity. None of us have been murdered by Grimace yet, so that's a plus.

I am in that stage of my life where any year starting with a '2' seems recent to me until I do the math.

I am trying to remember my user name on Total CFL. I was Eternal Optimist on OB for a while but people couldn't handle the irony so I had to change it. Someone more deserving of that name has it now.

I've mostly just been complaining about it.

Just checked out Sam's with the family tonight. Nothing fancy, but the schnitzel was light and crispy and the family enjoyed their burgers. I would go back.

Depends what you mean by "it".

Man I hope Hamilton is out to lunch with his talk of an all Canadian interior on the D line.

There is football in 10 days!

TSN Executive: I'm sorry everyone, we can't show CFL preseason ths year because we are already carrying the Blue Jays game. Intern: *whispers" TSN Executive; We have FOUR channels?!

The fallout from this isn't over. Pinball, the Argos and the CFL are getting absolutely dunked on Twitter right now. This might end with more people losing their jobs.

Can we all just agree that Kelly is a wiener and the league is better off without him? TSN (and the league to some degree) both look like idiots for forcing him on us as the new face of the league, when everybody could tell something like this was the inevitable conclusion.

Not sure if this is posted anywhere but if anyone wants to see Sam Roberts (and more) on Canada Day, the Bombers are hosting and tickets are free. https://www.bluebombers.com/canadaday2024

Remove the "Stone of Jets Playoff Disappointment", attach the "Stone of Bombers Playoff Disappointment"!

Whelp, results aside (the problems this team has have been and will be beaten to death), my boys had a blast at the game yesterday. The crowd was into it so they got the full whiteout experience, and my older son especially couldn't wipe the grin off his face for most of the first period just looking at the spectacle of it all. From that aspect, last night was a success.

I don't know any of the players we drafted. I almost don't care who we drafted. But I am so ready for Bomber football it isn't even funny.