kelownabomberfan

Like your ex-girlfriend helping you get a date with one of her hot friends.

Put him on the Marner/Tavares line and suddenly he will look like a super-star.

excellent point. "I am feeling a lot of pressure as I am expecting my first child" "Dude, that's so woke and lit!!"

Matt Hendricks first time back in the Jets locker-room after the trade: MH: How's it going, Patrik? Patrik Laine: I'm drunk. MH: Nah. PL: I'm not bullshittin' ya. Got stinkin' ****-faced on the bus, Sanna left me, and that son of a ***** over there keeps playin' me, when he knows I'm ****-faced. MH: Geez, I'm really sorry. PL: Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss all over myself.

he should have the same property manager as Kevin Glenn...

Paul Maurice after seeing the Jets trades today (excluding Hayes)... Maurice: You cheap son of a *****. Are you crazy? Those guys are idiots! Chevy: I got a good deal on those boys. Scout said they showed a lot of promise. Maurice: They brought their ******' toys with 'em! Chevy: I'd rather have them playing with their toys than playing with themselves. Maurice: They're too dumb to play with themselves! Boy, every piece of garbage that comes into the league, you gotta buy it.

Get out the Moose antlers.

LOL

Just went to a Leafs game two weeks ago, and was there to salute Bob Cole's last game. The press box looked quite nice.

"He is a center who could lead a 4th line in the NHL, but also contribute on special teams. Pär can be used in any situation, Peter Wallén (agent) 2018 So we traded Nic Petan for a slightly older Nic Petan.

Selected 17th overall in 2011. So someone thought he was good, at one time.

a good advertisement to "stay in school".... :) Will miss BL, liked his fire. He may one day be the "playoff guy" that his dad was, and if so, we may regret this trade one day.

definitely some issues in the locker room. If Hendricks is the tonic to get things back to the 2017-2018 intensity levels then he should be considered down the road as a coach. If he can Reggie Dunlop this team back to last year then he is worth a lot.

not enough porn stars in Winnipeg for his tastes...

Now Buff has a friend to go ice-fishing with again...

Morris Lukowich!

Only Nikolaj was with me in Mexico...

Feeling much the same about the Liberal who won here in Kelowna. Wiener is a good way to describe him all right.

wow can that Gritty run! Who is that guy?

Nic Petan clone in terms of tons of potential never really realized. Surprised that Duclair still has any trade value.

I don't know if I've ever experienced the feeling of overwhelming relief more than when I saw that puck go in for Laine. I think the only memory that surpasses it was finally finding a bathroom in Mexico...

And will give you diarrhea. ..

Vegas would never do this......again....