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Someone call his wife (for the hundredth time). Pissy pants has already wet himself (for the hundredth time).

Dear douchebag,

I'm not in the habit of pissing my pants.

If you like though, I can fly up and give your wife her first orgasm ever...

;)

Of course it's not a habit. It's your characteristic.

Your too drunk. You'd never get it up.

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Someone call his wife (for the hundredth time). Pissy pants has already wet himself (for the hundredth time).

 

Dear douchebag,

 

I'm not in the habit of pissing my pants.

If you like though, I can fly up and give your wife her first orgasm ever...

 

;)

Of course it's not a habit. It's your characteristic.

And about the wifey, your too drunk. You'd never get it up.

 

 

I'm always "UP" for a challenge...

And you seem to be the one dipping into the sauce and concerned with bed wetting, not me pal.

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