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Two Signs.......joke

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An old guy arrives at the Pearly Gates and immediately he sees two signs.

The first sign reads, MEN WHO WERE CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES.  The old man looks and sees that this line is, like, ten miles long.

So the old man looks at the second sign.  It read, MEN WHO WERE NOT CONTROLLED BY THEIR WIVES.  Lo and behold, there's only one guy in this line.  Slowly, the old man walks over to him.  'Tell me,' he says, 'why are you standing over here?  The guy looks at him and says, 'I don't know, my wife told me to'.

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