Posted August 7, 201410 yr comment_71912 This is a drill. I repeat, this is only a drill. In the event of a real 3 game losing streak, please use the handrails when climbing off the bandwagon. Please do not jump. Management is not responsible for damage to ankles caused by jumping off of the bandwagon. Remember the following useful phrases; apply them as needed: - worst Oline in the league - lack of depth - lack of NI depth - figured out the Etch-a-sketch defense - should have traded for Glenn - Bloi-Dei Dorzon 2.0 - coming back down to earth - overacheived - Bellefeuille has never been any good - only winning against eastern teams - never should have released (insert name here) - never should have traded (insert name here) In the event these phrases are not proving helpful it may be necessary to resort to stronger words: - Mack 2.0 - hired the wrong head coach - bunch of career special teams foot soldiers running the show - gave up on Mike Kelly too soon - it's all Buchko's fault Please keep in mind these words are very strong and are for emergency use only, and not intended for the faint of heart. Management would like to thank you for freaking out in as safe and responsible a manner as possible. Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71917 Can't believe we drafted ______ in the _______ round while ______ was still available!
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71918 It ain't about losing. Its about getting humiliated repeatedly and having no hope of things getting better. We can accept a few losses and probably will have those as long as we see progress and effort.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71922 I can't believe the expansion Ottawa team has more depth at __________ than us!
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71930 Hope someone can add a few things, but it looks like there's not much to add. how about…. Wylie. can't coach if you're not here. like this one the most …" figured out the Etch-a-sketch defense" A pre-emptive strike post. nice work.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71942 Walters is too inexperienced! Damn Cory Watson's hamstrings. It's Tim Burke's fault! We should have never traded Jade Etienne. Airlift Boltus in ASAP! Bring in Mike Kelly as a consultant.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71944 Bring in Mike Kelly as a consultant. Thanks. I needed a new signature line..... Sheez. You changed it all while I was making it my sig. Sticking with what you posted first.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71945 Bring in Mike Kelly as a consultant. Thanks. I needed a new signature line..... Glad to help
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71946 Real fan or not, misguided or not, it would probably be a collective, 'Here we go again'. We're a bit paranoid around these parts lately.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71960 Anyone think Crowton left a play book lying around? Maybe we can give it to Bellifool. At least we were productive with his play calling.....
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71964 That Max Hall fellow - they never dropped any of his passes - he just floated them in there. Shame that he was cut.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71968 Oh please like Bomber fans need instructions on how to handle losing streaks. What a waste of time this thread is.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71972 Oh please like Bomber fans need instructions on how to handle losing streaks. What a waste of time this thread is. It should be merged with the Whisky drinking discussion going on in the GDT thread, as dealing with BB losses is were we developed our expertise.
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71975 Bring back Walby as the OL coach, Stegall as the WR coach and Doug Brown as the DL coach!
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71993 We desperately need leadership and direction, in order to change up the losing culture, round here................
August 7, 201410 yr comment_71997 Why oh why didn't we keep Joey Elliott, he won two POTW awards back in _______ and no QB we've had since has done that...oh wait...
August 7, 201410 yr comment_72019 We should have hired Jim Barker Tim Burke was right, Taking a knee is the way to go
August 7, 201410 yr comment_72058 "Based entirely on a flip post-game comment, I am convinced that ______________ is a cancer in the locker room."
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