Posted June 18, 201411 yr comment_57839 I like: @CJOBSports: #Bombers DL Bryant Turner lining up at FB on goal line offence #TheFridge #DaBears
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57842 He's one highly athletic dude. Since CJOB is tweeting it I won't throw in the mandatory scold about talking about trick plays. Also, the other team is very unlikely to not notice Bryant Turner if he's lined up in our backfield. Stopping him, that's a separate can of worms.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57843 It's no surprise. Bryant Turner once went undefeated in the NFL and won the super bowl despite not having any other teammates. He can play all positions simultaneously.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57844 Bryant Turner can kick a football at a home game through the uprights in the stadium of the visiting team.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57845 It's no surprise. Bryant Turner once went undefeated in the NFL and won the super bowl despite not having any other teammates. He can play all positions simultaneously. In fairness, all other teams automatically forfeited...
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57846 If they let Bryant Turner kick the field goal and he failed in the attempt, he will score in the replay.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57847 It's no surprise. Bryant Turner once went undefeated in the NFL and won the super bowl despite not having any other teammates. He can play all positions simultaneously. Actually, Bryant Turner won the Super Bowl by watching it on TV.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57848 i've been expecting that for you guys. both Ejiro Kuale and Zander Robinson (who was a DLine guy) have played FB for us the last few years. Zander is permanently there now.
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57854 Bryant Turner throws pancake blocks with his mind. He only uses his body when he's too busy thinking about 3 point conversions
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57877 When Bryant Turner orders a burger they ask if he wants fries with that. Pow!
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57951 New person running the CJOB twitter account? He hash-tagged DaBears... Jim Toth is a bears fan, I thought he was running that account
June 18, 201411 yr comment_57953 It's no surprise. Bryant Turner once went undefeated in the NFL and won the super bowl despite not having any other teammates. He can play all positions simultaneously. The problem with Bryant Turner at fullback is that the only person who could stop him on D would be Bryant Turner. Therefore Cohon just announced that all goal line stands the Bombers engage in this year will be automatically deemed a TD in the interests of saving time. If the Winnipeg RB is stopped on the one yard line, the ref will simply pick up the ball and walk it across the goal line, and signal touchdown. Approval of this rule change was unanimous.
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