Price of gas in France 

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings 
from the Louvre.


After careful planning, he got past security, 
stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van
ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime 
and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 
"Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the
paintings---
I had no Monet To buy Degas To make the Van Gogh."


See if you have De Gaulle to  send this on.
to someone else.

I sent i on because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

 

On 2022-05-31 at 8:38 AM, Tracker said:

I sent i on because I figured I had nothing Toulouse

I gave toulouse lautrec a belt for his birthday. After he put it on I asked him " is that too tight, toulouse?

 

......j. Carson.

Trump got his hair style from bobby the brain heenan.

 

 

                                          

@TrackerYou're supposed to laugh...I think

Edited June 4, 20223 yr by FrostyWinnipeg

What do you call sweaty boobs? 

 

Humidititties

 

I'll show myself out 

Glass coffins. Will they become more popular?

Remains to be seen.

                                                  

                                          

 

                                       

Hot in New York today........

 

                                              

 

                                                 

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

A quick word to car manufacturers...

Edited September 8, 20223 yr by FrostyWinnipeg

honestly people will complain about anything, it's not like he was taking selfies or anything

 

 

 

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/03/beffudled-trump-lovers-dont-know-if-lets-***-brandon-shirts-are-good-or-bad.html

15 hours ago, FrostyWinnipeg said:

https://boingboing.net/2022/10/03/beffudled-trump-lovers-dont-know-if-lets-***-brandon-shirts-are-good-or-bad.html

There's a ton of stuff that Trumpers do not know.