July 20, 20177 yr Author comment_277713 Ole' Shovelface toils for Ham Whose DBs couldn't slow down my Gram So, Jones calls him out… …about spying? Austin shouts.. I’ll ragdoll you Corky, Gad damn.
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278246 Mike O'Shea was a 'backer, To some, a special teams hacker, But a gamble on 3rd and 15, Was foreseen, And was a Bomber back-cracker.
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278260 There once was a coach name LaPo Whos 2 and out offence was Crappo When the games on the line He goes 3 yards for 9 And puts you to sleep for a night Cap-O
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278278 The Bombers and Lions.. It was close to the end.. But then our hero Matt cost us again.. But really it was our OC But more like No see. Our O was on fire.. And then it was not.. Our playcalling was crappy 2 and outs all we got .. But we had a chance to tie... And The Lapo Special did appear.. 4 and 5 yard passes... Shove it up your rear!! But Medlock for the tie.. Its good its good.. Its.. Lands at the 5?
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278281 got to be the only sports forum in the world where fans write poems after a loss
July 22, 20177 yr Author comment_278282 No TV connection at cottage a victim of very bad wattage what made it most poor was Listening to Kelly Moore Would rather be arrested for frottage Edited July 22, 20177 yr by Pete Catan's Ghost
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278379 There was a kicker named Medlock Who thought he had the powers of a warlock Like making the ball stick to the back of a players helmet When he wasn't looking Just what the hell was he thinking?
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278411 Roses are red, Violets are blue, **** sakes please just win a Grey Cup.
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278412 Im making a rhyme Going along with this thread Ive got nothing but time And a serious beer buzz in my head
July 22, 20177 yr comment_278421 Medlock oh Medlock What was you thinking dear Medlock? A passer you're not but you gave it a shot Best stick to your craft dear Medlock.
July 23, 20177 yr comment_278462 It was the least common denominator of football The skeleton requirements of first downs and touchdowns A Riders' loss
July 23, 20177 yr comment_278508 This weekend was shot from the get-go Carmichael running to and fro, A Bomber loss, from a Medlock toss, Mike O'Shea should've just said "NO!"
July 23, 20177 yr comment_278546 The Head Coach says they'll look at film & make adjustments We all know the adjustments will be in small increments Our OC suddenly became afraid to pass Making Bomber fans grab their stomachs & pass their gas.
July 24, 20177 yr comment_278731 On 7/22/2017 at 4:58 PM, Throw Long Bannatyne said: Medlock oh Medlock What was you thinking dear Medlock? A passer you're not but you gave it a shot Best stick to your craft dear Medlock. Damn, this is some seriously old school poeming.
July 25, 20177 yr comment_278753 A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way.
July 25, 20177 yr comment_278755 6 minutes ago, Atomic said: A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way. Atomic is the bomb
July 28, 20177 yr Author comment_279514 On 7/24/2017 at 10:01 PM, Atomic said: A stubborn old coach named O'Shea, Figured his kicker was Okay. Medlock was ready, His aim was real steady. But his kick couldn't go the damn whole way. Concerned that the magic is waning Was ready for massive complaining Justin looked like a sinner But the short kick's a winner Judge him tonight? I'm abstaining.
July 28, 20177 yr comment_279555 July-27-2017 Most fans left to beat the traffic, Another loss thanks to thick Nik, But thirteen points in a minute, Left the Bombers to win it, All thanks to an onside kick
July 28, 20177 yr comment_279573 there once was a poet named peter who had a way with meter other fans tried but their poems did not fly cause peter's meter was sweeter! Edited July 28, 20177 yr by Mark F
August 3, 20177 yr Author comment_280770 Storm clouds are brewing with treason Trouble in the Hammer, the reason Practice fights n' losses Means changes by the bosses Autumn with June? Firing season!
August 3, 20177 yr comment_280776 Coaches of the league were fishin' Free first downs off PI calls, their mission, A new commish named Randy, Claimed delays weren't dandy, One challenge means less repetition
August 4, 20177 yr comment_281039 There once was an Old Bomber Fan Thought the coach was a smirking con man Found an ally in Weicek Who wanted Mike O'Shea's paycheque But all he got was Lapo's game plan
August 4, 20177 yr comment_281041 It was a tough loss in T.O. An ice pack rested on Frito Trestman looked grim No problem said Jim Let's just call up our buddy Calvillo
August 9, 20177 yr comment_281914 A receiver from the west I am, My career was to be a grand slam, Drafted eleventh overall, During a Bomber overhaul, From Regina Ram to retired lamb
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