1 hour ago, Judd said:

wait haikus can be 4 lines?!

I think that ones a limerick.

19 hours ago, johnzo said:

that single word second line, that's some baller haiku right there.

 

He's cheating.

He's got a Haikutionary.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Riders suck, and Hamilton does too

There was a fella named Austin

Who used to be a coach

Now he thinks he'll take up crop dustin'.

2 hours ago, SpeedFlex27 said:

There was a fella named Austin

Who used to be a coach

Now he thinks he'll take up crop dustin'.

Well - wheat be $9 per bushel 

Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching?  I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days.

31 minutes ago, johnzo said:

Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching?  I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days.

I didn't think so, it was a blow out with more than a half of garbage time, worst game this season so far imo.

Edited July 18, 20178 yr by Throw Long Bannatyne

13 minutes ago, johnzo said:

Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching?  I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days.

worst game of the season by quite a ways.

2017-07-15 BC at Hamilton

I didn't watch it.

Throw Long Bannatyne and Mark

said it was garbage.

Edited July 19, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-07-15 BC at Hamilton (supplemental)

Was that the sound of

Kent Austin's championship

window slamming shut?

Edited July 19, 20178 yr by johnzo

4 hours ago, johnzo said:

Is the Hamilton / BC game worth watching?  I've watched the first quarter, it looks like a decent game so far tho I know that BC comes back to win ... just hate to not close out my fourth week of game haikus but man time is short these days.

Terrible rhyme scheme, way too many syllables, and meter is basically non existent.  Brutal poem johnzo

Weak poems abound

Breaking haiku rules

Garbage football

8 hours ago, Atomic said:

Terrible rhyme scheme, way too many syllables, and meter is basically non existent.  Brutal poem johnzo

He's in Washington state.

It's a high-ku.

2017-07-21

Vancouver shootout

Mike O'Shea is Icarus

Overzealous tricks

2017-07-20 Edmonton at Hamilton (special guest haiku by Mrs. Johnzo!)

Says Gary Peters,

Hey ref! Don't pat my peter!

Victim blaming flag.

 

(Seriously, did no one see this but us?)

 

Edited July 23, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-07-21 Winnipeg at BC

Leggett, Johnson, and

Fogg sidelined by injuries.

Field side gaping.

Edited July 25, 20178 yr by johnzo

2017-07-21 Winnipeg at BC (supplemental)

Canada moment:

Bombers lose, woman in crowd

Tells me "I'm sorry."

Remember the song?

Je te plumerai la tete

It all makes sense now

2017-07-27

Bombers down by twelve?

Until fat referee sings,

The game is not over!

2 hours ago, Eternal optimist said:

2017-07-27

Bombers down by twelve?

Until fat referee sings,

The game is not over!

Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. 

10 hours ago, J5V said:

Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. 

it was one of the best comebacks I've witnessed since the one we did at home against Calgary.. back in 2001?    13 points in 1:40, an unbelievable onside kick right into Alexander's bread basket and great march (aided with some penalties) and finish. 

13 hours ago, Eternal optimist said:

2017-07-27

Bombers down by twelve?

Until fat referee sings,

The game is not over!

No fat shaming here

Vertical stripes are slimming

Maybe not this time

On 7/28/2017 at 0:27 AM, J5V said:

Wow! I can't believe I missed this game. It sure sounds like it was one for the ages, like Milt's miracle catch. 

Worst Haiku.

On 7/28/2017 at 11:10 AM, SPuDS said:

it was one of the best comebacks I've witnessed since the one we did at home against Calgary.. back in 2001?    13 points in 1:40, an unbelievable onside kick right into Alexander's bread basket and great march (aided with some penalties) and finish. 

Second worst.

13 hours ago, Throw Long Bannatyne said:

Second worst.

he just needed to split it up properly

stanza 1

it was one of the

best comebacks ive witnessed since

  one gainst calgary

etc

 

 

Edited July 30, 20178 yr by Mark F